npocp, NASA Edition

"leicester" (leicester) 08/21/2013 at 11:09 • Filed to: ncocp, tips

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Hey Jalops! Got an empty garage bay you just need to fill? A really big garage bay?
Maybe a friend needs you to help move... his house.
Maybe your friend Jay with the awesome car collection needs just one more ride.
Well, you're in luck! NASA is selling off their shuttle launch platforms!
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Low miles, regular maintenance. Slight scorch marks (will buff right out...)

Kawaii-Gon Jinn > leicester 08/21/2013 at 11:13

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I'd buy it and turn it into my house. basketball court up top and a garden. garage on the lower floors. Nice big corner bedroom. and while you could call it a mobile home, it can't be picked up by a tornado. Win-Win.

Dukie - Jalopnik Emergency Management Asshole > leicester 08/21/2013 at 11:17

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Dear Matt Hardigree,

We're very sorry that we couldn't acquire a Space Shuttle for our fair city. Recently, NASA has placed an ad on Craigslist for their crawlers used to transport the Shuttles from the Vehicle Assembly Building to the launch pads at Kennedy Space Center. Would this be a sufficient replacement?

Yours,
City of Houston, Texas

leicester > Dukie - Jalopnik Emergency Management Asshole 08/21/2013 at 11:37

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Only if you hang Truck Nutz off the back (does that thing even have a front and back?)

f86sabre > Dukie - Jalopnik Emergency Management Asshole 08/21/2013 at 12:38

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To be picky they are selling the platforms and not the transporters that move them. No low speed traction action for you.

Breakfast Burrito: The True Resident Burrito > leicester 08/22/2013 at 09:23

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Top Gear USA should buy it and see if Tanner can drift it.

Then make it do a hotlap.